- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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