- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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