i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's the new green? Green

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Fart

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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