What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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