why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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The Qur'an

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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