What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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