Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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