An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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