Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What comes after 69? 70

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What is white and long? A New York winter

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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