- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Michel Moor on a die...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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