- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A fat guy!

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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