- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

i had a black friend once......just kidding

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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