A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Rush Limbaugh

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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