- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

field day?

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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