- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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