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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Choir.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Do u take sugar?

I have read the terms and conditions

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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