- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

field day?

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

poopy is poopy

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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