What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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