why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Barack Obama plays basketball

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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