Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call your mom? Mom

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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