What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Yo mama so fat.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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