- Anti Joke

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer