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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

whats 7+4? 74

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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