suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Heskey time.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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