- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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