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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Will nearis is here! Get it

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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