- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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