- Anti Joke

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite