Charlie Sheen

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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