Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

what did one computer say to the other .........

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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