What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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