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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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