- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

My wife made me a sandwich

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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