Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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