- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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