- Anti Joke

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.