Asians

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

This is a joke.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

your mom

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

 

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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