race-car = rac-ecar

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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You know whats funny Aids

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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