- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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