- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

This isn't funny.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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