Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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