What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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