- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

roses are red violets are blue

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Turkeys are obese

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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