Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Let's say you're inside a building and you are lost. You need to find directions to get out. But the building is so big almost like a maze or labyrinth. You start walking until you see 2 doors and each door is guarded by a man. Now in between the 2 doors is a message on the wall. It says: "Dear friend, I assume that you are lost and want to get out. There is hope! You have an option to choose one of these doors guarded by these men. You may ask one of these men which door leads to freedom. However, 1 guard ALWAYS tells a lie and 1 guard ALWAYS tells the truth. If you are to choose the wrong door, you will be locked in the building forever. So choose wisely and ask the right question. Good luck! Sincerely, the owner of the building." So you think to yourself and try to figure out what the hell did you get yourself into. This is a very tricking situation. You have one liar and one honest man. How can you tell which is lying and with is telling the truth? After minutes of confusion and thinking, you have finally decided to ask one guard a question. ----spoiler alert----- So you ask the guard one question. "What would the other guard say is the door to freedom?" The guard said "This door" You choose the opposite door and you are now free. The End [Explanation: You have 2 doors. Let's say door A is losing and door B is winning. If you ask the liar what would the other guard say, he we lie and say door A. So you pick the opposite door, which door B and you win. Now if you ask the truth teller what would the other guard say, he we tell the truth and say the same answer, door A. So you pick the opposite door and win]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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