- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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