- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wael.. nuff said

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

The Labour Party.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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