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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

I work at jcpenny

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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