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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

mark is religion

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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