John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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