- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

42

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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