- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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