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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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