What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

YOLO You only like Oreos

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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