oh hey.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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An Aisian failed a test

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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