- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Basically copying you.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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