What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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