Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Error 37.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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boner

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Anti Joke

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