- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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