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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Sex education in Texas.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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