roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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are u black unlucky

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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