A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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