- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

1+2 = 6

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Many people of many races do many things every day.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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