Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Male leadership.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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I <3 Hitler

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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