So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Large 4

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Anti Joke

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