- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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