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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

YOLO You only like Oreos

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Neil is a reterd.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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