- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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