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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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