what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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