- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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