What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

what came first the chicken or the chips

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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