- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Barack Obama plays basketball

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Good job, son.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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