A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What would Muhammed do?

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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WILLY

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Vote this up

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Anti Joke

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