- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

a man walked into a bar....

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

this is not a drill.

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