- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals