Elizabeth Warren

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Loperson

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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