Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

im telling maguire

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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