- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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