- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

what has genitial warts? me

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What is square and grey? A grey square.

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