- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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