- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Knock Knock The doors already open

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Stephen Hawking

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