Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Male leadership.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What's 9+10? 19.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

Eric is gay Ha

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Heskey time.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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