Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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