bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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AIDS

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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